Inspired by cheers of "There is no we in ME" and "Who's the best player in the world? ME!", the boys of big ego ultiMatE brought home the bacon to Boston with a convincing 21-11 victory over Double Happiness in the finals of Nationals. Now that we've actually won something big, we can shut up.

Jim "First at Last, First at Last, Thank DoG Almighty, First at Last" Parinella